I'm not getting old, everyone else is just too young.

Overheard in the bar of a TGIFridays in Carlsbad, CA
Wednesday, December 26th
8:30 pm

BARTENDER 1: Dude, so what was the problem with that girl?

BARTENDER 2: Oh man, she was into older guys.

BARTENDER 1: Like how old? 30 old?