I wasn’t sure what the true function of a bacon flavored toothpick was, but it had the magic word “bacon” on the package so you know that I was interested.
Since there were 7 of us there, I broke into the pack and as the cards were shuffled up and dealt, we each tried one. Here’s what we had to say:
“Tastes like a campfire.”
“Yeah, I taste campfirelisciousness.”
“It’s smoky and I love it.”
“It’s like sucking on a mesquite chip.”
“It tastes like my nightmares.”
“It’s got a bacony taste…and a band-aid taste.”
“Really, can I have one now? It's the band-aid that sold me.”
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Not sure about the band aid flavoring, but I'd go for the bacon stick.
Except that it really tastes nothing like bacon. At all.
Looks classy! Nothing like a pig in a monocle.
Better than a peanut in a monocle. But not by much. In fact, I think I should wear one. Ill be the guy in the monocle with the bacon-ish toothpick hanging out of my mouth.
That's just...weird.
I can't see me getting with the girls and them pulling out a bacon tasting tooth pick.
A chocolate covered toothpick? maybe.
Shelle...Of course you wouldn't. Which is why we're guys.
My captcha is "bacen". Shit you not.
I'm with Shelle on the alternate flavor suggestion. More precisely, a chocolate milkshake-flavored one would be neato.
Zen...I believe it.
YEO...We need to get R&D on that immediately after I start my flavored toothpick company.
I can't remember which one I said. My words were muffled behind my huge stack of chips. ;-)
They have Bacon Flavored Mints too. Have you tried Bacon Vodka or Bacon Coffee?
Rose...So funny you ask. I strongly urge you to check out all posts labeled "bacony goodness". There you will find the answers you seek.
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