The Bean isn't the only one who spouts wisdom on a regular basis. Now that Sprout has taken command of the English language, she's filled with nuggets of insight too:
Me: "How do you know that?"
Sprout: "Because I'm a Smarty McSmart!" (11/10)
"You don't need to get soap in my eyes because my eyes aren't dirty." (11/10)
Sprout (pointing to WonderWife's™ mouth): "What's that?"
WW™: "That's a piece of loose skin on my lip."
Sprout: "Oh. Can I eat it?" (12/10)
"Oopsie Donald Duck!" (instead of "oopsie daisy") (1/11)
"Don't cut me, I'm your sister!" (1/11)
"Dad, by accident the Bean yelled at me!" (1/11)
5 comments:
Any chance that the "Don't cut me; I'm your sister" line was inspired by "Luke, I am your father"? Nah, probably not.
So would we be correct in thinking of these as "Sprout spouts"?
Did I hear someone talking about me? Oh, I thought so.
The Sprout has game. Good stuff.
Oopsie Donald Duck"!
That's funny stuff right there, I don't care who are!
Zen...Yeah, she's pretty fantastic.
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