There's more to my little girl than her steadfast refusal to allow me to read to her at night. She actually has a lot of wisdom. Here's some of it:
"Dad, I can speak cat!" (4/11)
WonderWife™: "What's wrong?"
Sprout: "My bone hurts."
WW™: "Which one?"
Sprout: "The left one." (4/11)
Me: (putting Sprout down): "Go, run be free."
Sprout: "No, I’m going to be four." (5/11)
Me: "How do you fit all of that food in you?"
Sprout: "I have five pipes!" (5/11)
"I have bare feet because bears don't wear anything on their feet." (5/11)
"Did you just fart? Because farts are funny." (5/11)
"Grownups say a lot of things." (6/11)
Previous Sprout Wisdom:
Volume 1
8 comments:
"No, I’m going to be four."
That made me laugh out loud.
I can see that your W&W of the Bean entries are going to have some stiff competition! Funny stuff.
I laughed out loud at the 4 one too. Great stuff.
SFD...Yeah it was hilarious.
YEO...She's got a lot to live up to, but I think she'll get to where the Bean was.
James...You have to imagine it said with utmost sincerity.
So adorable! :D
Zen...You talking about me? Thanks!!!
True story. While watching Shark Week, my 8-yr-old daughter said "Daddy, did you see that swimmer disappear? She was gone faster than your wallet when mommy shops."
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Mad...It's comments like that which send a chill up the spine thinking about Sprout when she's older.
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