In my formative years, one of my prized possessions was a book called "The World's Worst Elephant Jokes."
The first joke in the book went like this:
What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants coming over the hill?
"Here come elephants over the hill."
The second joke in the book went like this:
What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants coming over the hill wearing dark sunglasses?
Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
Now you understand what my family puts up with.
5 comments:
The last time I heard that, I fell of my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear . . .
;-)
As a kid, I thought it was hilarious to interchange the words "nickles" and "knuckles" in sentences. Gotta admit, it's still pretty funny.
Tys...It's a classic, for sure. But when you're a kid and it's new...it's hilarious. (And BTW, you're that old???)
Neal...Well, nickles is a funny word. So is "tomfoolery".
I had that book!
YEO...So this is what it sounds like when doves cry!
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