Everything You Need To Know About Me

In my formative years, one of my prized possessions was a book called "The World's Worst Elephant Jokes."


The first joke in the book went like this:

What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants coming over the hill?

"Here come elephants over the hill."


The second joke in the book went like this:

What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants coming over the hill wearing dark sunglasses?

Nothing.  He didn't recognize them.


Now you understand what my family puts up with.