The following is what was discovered in my couch while cleaning it:
One souvenir flattened penny from the aquarium
Three grocery store coupons, expired
$1.10 in change
Two toy cars, one medium sized convertible, one Lightning McQueen
One full package of Disney table toppers
One play baby bottle
Five glowsticks, expired
One marble
One play plastic fork and knife
One real plastic fork
One Cars book
One pair of Sprout’s pants
Two mismatched socks
Four pens
Three pen caps
One plastic toy pirate sword
One Mickey Mouse memory game card
One AA battery, expired
One porcelain baby spoon
One Palm smartphone stylus
One playing Card, 5 of spades
One KCRW free music download cards, expired 2007
One crayon, lime green
One plastic ID badge from toy doctor kit
One package fruit leather, peach (still wrapped)
One ticket for amusement at local petting zoo
13 comments:
No crumbs? I'm sure the amount of crumbs in my couch will equal the total weight of everything you just listed.
No (used) condom? This list sounds like "in the backseat of my car"
Eric...Oh there was a copious supply of crumbs and dirt too. That was the reason why I went spelunking in the first place.
Pipster...Since my kids are 4 and 1 and I've had a vasectomy, thankfully I did NOT find one. And you had Lightening McQueen cars in the back of your car?
I especially liked: Four pens / Three pen caps.
What no puppies or treasure maps or Incan gold?
I'm thinking you might want to clean in there a bit more often. Or better yet just call in the kids, rip off the cushions and say "Happy Birthday!"
wow...what would mom say??
dibs on the fruit leather
YEO...The other cap is probably sitting next to a pile of single socks.
Zen...Those may be in our other couch.
Andrea...Great idea! The Bean was enthralled with the convertible car. It was like a new toy.
Stac...Mom would be horrified. And just so you know, this wasn't the big couch in the back, this was the small brown one in the front.
starlight...Seriously? But I don't think they're supposed to have the texture of a Jolly Rancher.
DUDE! You need to clean your couch more often ;)
MTM...I have no idea why you'd think that.
Pfft - I don't bother cleaning out the couch until we lose a child in the cushions. Sometimes not even then.
No Horse head? You must be good with the mob these days.
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